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Elf Demotivational Poster


RITE OF PASSAGE -


TAGS: after youd cut yourself 75 times or so youd figure it out
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 9:47 am
Got BuckKnife when I was 8. Good Ole Days
shawoopa - December 22, 2010, 1:16 am
i have so many scars i cant remember and im only 14. fond memories....
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm

I went to a rather rough school back then
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:26 pm
I had a girl stick one in my shoulder blade when i was in a fight. That was the one time i considered pummeling a girl
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:24 pm

I got stabbed with one in a school fight, 5th grade.
CANADA - September 26, 2010, 8:22 pm
cut my little finger off when it folded. Oldest scar i can remember
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Fond memories of when handles were pine, ash or oak not adhesive
5150monkeylove - September 26, 2010, 2:54 pm
I remember multiple "incidents" with this style of knife. mostly when trying to get a blade out after another was opened.
Chompers - September 26, 2010, 2:21 pm
Even I got a knife from my dad, just couldn't tell you the brand. Got it taken away for killing a spider with it.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 12:45 pm
Schrade 2.5 inch blade. Almost cut my thumb off Christmas morning about 22-23 years ago.
GreyScorpion - September 26, 2010, 12:30 pm
I shed a tear on this...I got my first from my grandfather when I was 8. still have the scar on my left hand...5+L


Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom


TAGS: nom mmm snake eat self
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm
INFINITY! :D


1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.


TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by SteveFurlong

arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~


Bierce on The Ego -




ARACHNOPHOBIA -


TAGS: couldnt help myself i do hate spiders though
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:20 pm
you know, I have to agree. good idea
Zealot - March 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
reason is right
Reason - March 16, 2010, 6:35 pm
I would have went with arachnophilia.


$83 BILLION IN STIMULUS BILL - For Earned Income Credit to people who don't pay income taxes. Mr. President, that's not a "tax break"; that's WELFARE!


TAGS: obama president taxes welfare socialist democrats election funny true look
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by WTFO

TED - March 19, 2010, 4:04 pm
What's really funny is everytime he drags out a welfare prop to pass something they turn out to be a FAKE (like him).
pantha266 - October 30, 2009, 3:33 pm
SMH @ WTFO looking down his nose at people he knows need help. Every sytem gets abused including the free market
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:57 am
rjw, as a serviceman myself, I know that the true tradegy is that those who serve and protect this nation are so underpaid that we often qualify for govt assistance like EIC, food stamps, welfare, WIC, etc.
ramblerjw - May 13, 2009, 10:56 am
I'm sure there are tons of people who do abuse it, but I love it. Spent 12 year in the Marine Corps trying to raise a familiy and you can bet your ass drew EIC when I could. Doing what we do, for what little we make, we learn to take what we can.
WTFO - February 1, 2009, 12:33 am
Thanks, DB. I've got a sister-in-law that has been abusing this program for years. While some folks need help, I disagree with use of my taxes that amounts to "wealth redistribution". Other programs already exist to help people out.


ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: poverty abe lincoln self motivating achievers
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:41 pm

...and regardless of who made the statement the image ties into the quote rather well i think. cheers
Reality Lord - April 3, 2013, 11:40 pm

i found one link that credits the good rev and a multitude that credit mr lincoln for this quote. as thomas jefferson said "you just can't trust the interwebs these days."
Buzzramjet - April 2, 2013, 9:36 am
Too bad Lincoln never said that. It was written by a pro employer Rev named William Boetcker in 1916.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2010, 12:46 am

ty dude...ooops...another one dv'd.
MisterJJ - August 23, 2010, 2:40 pm
And the 5 poodles sang "Amen brother, Amen".


JUSTICE -


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Nice!
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


MASTURBATION - Playing with yourself.


TAGS: masturbation optimus prime self play playing
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by Christopher

Eugene - August 21, 2009, 2:13 am
your doing it wrong


DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)


TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
*cross
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without perverting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN pervert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - Pedo-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN -


TAGS: dogs child children self esteem
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 10:22 am
great pic and never a truer word spoken on behalf of the most loyal of all animals.
Greybeard - October 13, 2012, 10:33 pm
Thank you for the compliment. You create alot of very nice posters as well and I enjoy them. Posting this on that site per your recommendation. : )
MissPriss - October 13, 2012, 2:20 pm
You create awesome posters greybeard...if you haven't already, post this over at digmydog as well!


TO FORGIVE -


TAGS: prisoner free yourself hug child
Rating: 4.51/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 2:36 pm
hey don't hate the playa :)
Rick69 - February 10, 2012, 2:13 pm
Whew, finally a decent-ish poster & yes, Hammy, you're right; I really couldn't find a better pic but this seemed... just about right. Most importantly, cheers, BNTM, I wouldn't have thought you'd be the person who'd like it so much... :)
Hawamleh - February 10, 2012, 9:08 am
Love it ! could have found a better picture though :) still love it though :D
Zetmonk - February 10, 2012, 3:42 am
5 to keep me out of the special place in hell. I'll add another 5 next week for the genius that is this poster. Well done!
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 7:10 pm
there must be a special place in hell for whoever didn't 5ed this one. that would be the best poster I've seen so far here or anywhere else. Kid got talent. :)
Reality Lord - February 9, 2012, 6:13 pm

real real nice


NOT UNTIL WE ARE LOST - That We Really Discover Ourselves ...


TAGS: lost desert discover ourself
Rating: 4.74/5

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Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 12:01 pm
Thanks, definitely quite true... Mainly because some my mates & I got together to camp in Scottish wilderness for a week; we got majorly lost once and that's when each person's real personality and characteristics really shone through...
LegendaryDarkKnight45 - January 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Reminds me of Uncharted 3. This is a good one though because it's truthful.


GOD -


TAGS: god jokers surround himself marian
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by mariand

rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:28 pm
Nice new take on it
carebear - March 3, 2012, 8:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
thanks
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
n-i-c-e
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:54 pm

lolz


IF YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION - There are 6000 people exactly like you




AND I SAID TO MYSELF... - "Self, people think you're wierd." I replied with "Forget people, I like us the way you are."


TAGS: talking to self mirror
Rating: 4.04/5

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CloudchaserS - June 20, 2014, 9:28 am
Yep *tailwags*
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:40 pm
lol really cloud really?
Cloudchaser - November 16, 2010, 4:20 am
If I had the skills to do it, I'd create an image showing my human self looking at a reflection of my furry self with that caption


IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT YOURSELF - I will be happy to do it for you


TAGS: can t laugh at self
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Budog

gas - August 22, 2011, 10:43 am
lol... and what our life would be without those smartass bastards
mariand - August 22, 2011, 12:31 am
yeah... why are friends for


NEED TO GET A LIFE -


TAGS: self pity
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - November 2, 2011, 1:15 am
amsome


LAZY FAT CAT -




A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning shot..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


BUDDHISM - Basically be nice or you will be an insect in your next life. Oh and don't squish that mosquito it may be your bad uncle Jeff.


TAGS: consider yourself enlightened
Rating: 3.15/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:59 pm
His FOOT, Nic.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 17, 2013, 8:01 pm
I that is shlung?
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 4:19 am
That's not Buddha, that's Hotei!
frostandrew - May 24, 2011, 11:49 am
Buddhism doesnt celebrate reincarnation, in fact The last Buddha denied it lol Fail......the fact that I know this is even more of a fail -__-
Derek - June 3, 2010, 7:23 pm
You 'avin a laugh? 'E's 'avin a laugh!


3RD SHELF -


TAGS: shelf woman carnival morning home
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 21, 2012, 4:18 pm
The first Motifake I groaned/laughed and almost wet myself over. That deserves 5 lions on the top shelf.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:36 am

lolz
CPTinshano - June 20, 2012, 12:34 am
5/5 you made me snort.


24th Century Glitches -




PPSSTT - Te he... I farted.




THINK FOR YOURSELF - While it is still legal ...




LOVE CURES ALL - What It Doesn't Cure.... It Drives Over The Edge


TAGS: kurt cobain courtney love drove him to kill himself
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:06 pm
Brilliant.


HUMANITY - there is nothing to fear but fear itself


TAGS: humanity is undoing itself
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheOne - March 12, 2011, 1:41 pm
I've been expecting this.Nice.


BIKINI OR MUMU -


TAGS: bikini appropriate self confidence beach
Rating: 4/5

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Jerk - September 16, 2011, 12:09 pm
It looks like she is sinking. that brings to mind a classic quote. "thats a HUGE BIT*H"


DREAMERS -




SMH - But only a little bit... you know, just to get rid of the drips.


TAGS: shake it three times youre playing with yourself
Rating: 3.67/5

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Chompers - September 2, 2010, 9:53 am
New produce?


SEEMS LEGIT -


TAGS: doit yourself lasik
Rating: 4.44/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2014, 2:04 pm
Obama plans on giving us all home surgery kits.


COMPETITION -


TAGS: self destruct crankyhead
Rating: 4.86/5

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Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 9:53 pm
Then the race is on! 5/5
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:26 pm
HA! 5Ls poster and comment.
champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:11 pm
LMAO!
crankyhead - May 6, 2011, 6:36 pm
KNOCK ON MY DOOR NEXT TIME!!! LOL
Airman - May 6, 2011, 5:39 pm
why did I just get a mental image of Dark Helmet playing with his action figures?


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by rerun

jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!


HANDGUN SAFETY -


TAGS: handguns kill like your car drives itself handgun day iceman
Rating: 4.42/5

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newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:14 am
Oh crap i knew i shouldnt have made all of those adjustments...>:)
deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:13 am
its a awsome way to kill your saf
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 9:18 pm
Thanks Face!
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 10:20 am
Fanta5tic!!!


ENOUGH ABOUT ME, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME? -


TAGS: self praise promotion
Rating: 5/5

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Odie - October 11, 2011, 10:50 am
Shouldn't that be a pic of Obama?
mariand - September 24, 2011, 6:14 pm
nice one...


BROKENHEART -




I - Don't have an attitude problem You have a perception problem


TAGS: judge yourself before you speak
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sho - February 3, 2012, 11:30 pm
Thank you. I'm trying to make these I mirror posters my 'usual style', so to say
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:56 pm
good one - a little late but I'm just seeing it now
Greeny - June 10, 2011, 9:01 pm
5ho nuff!


WELFARE -




WORKING 9 TO 5 -


TAGS: work welfare
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 8:59 am
Thank you. : )
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 8:33 am
Point Well Made !


WORLDS BEST ENGINE -


TAGS: engine vagina self piston
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by rerun

know_it_all - April 16, 2010, 3:26 pm
1, nice try tho!
rerun - April 2, 2010, 5:50 pm

if there are more that "3" options on the maching....not sure I want to know.
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 10:15 am
I love it! Fav'd and Five'd
forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:52 am
my piston knows 3 cylinders so far. what's about the remaining 7?!?


THE NARCISSIST -




home -


TAGS: home comfort be yourself
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - September 24, 2013, 9:33 pm
I had to google tribbles, very funny! :)
falloutghoul - September 24, 2013, 8:59 am
Oh gawd, Tribbles!


ELF EMILY - Keeping Santa snuggly warm on his Xmas Eve deliveries.




READING -




SANTA'S ELVES - Some are... cranky.


TAGS: angry elf
Rating: 4.56/5

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IRONY - I can't always be there for my friends and family; but when I do they are selfish, ungrateful, and are never there for me.


TAGS: family friends irony selfish ungrateful
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 11:21 pm
I thought the irony was that, for such a sophisticated fellow, why is he drinking that cheaply made, skunky, green-bottle Dos Equis when he could have an Amber Dos Equis.
ElleWhyInIn - June 30, 2012, 2:35 pm
Thank you very much :)
SteveFurlong - June 30, 2012, 9:26 am
5L for truth


IT'S TOUGH -


TAGS: tough job welfare circus
Rating: 4.17/5

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twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 12:23 pm
Actually, I believe the guy pictured is a successful investment stock broker in England. He dresses that way "because he can."
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 10:11 am
I know. My wallet gets thinner everyday paying for these yahoos.
Kspace - September 13, 2011, 9:19 am
Your tax dollars hard at work.


BEER - The leading cause of half-elves since the Second Age.


TAGS: beer renaissance faire festival elf elves
Rating: 2.62/5

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Auda - November 12, 2008, 3:07 am
Went to Comicon, couldn't remember what happened, I had to rebuild the story from headlines, the witnesses and the arresting officer(s).
Raaaarht!! - July 9, 2008, 2:11 am
Hmm... Play Your Cards right, and "Fantasy" won't stop at the Fair...
Eric - April 24, 2008, 8:36 am
bah, links langharig tuig


LOST AND FOUND -




POINTING FINGER -


TAGS: point finger someone three yourself
Rating: 4.42/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:42 pm
and the fifth at your d5ck for that matter :)


BE YOURSELF -


TAGS: be yourself dark girl
Rating: 3.94/5

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supplyfishy - September 10, 2011, 3:23 am
its all well and good till ur used to unite a mob because ur different and it scares people
RebelYell - February 17, 2011, 12:12 pm
Thz i had to reupload this cause it accidentally went under anonymous the first time :p
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:39 am
Nice!


INSANITY -


TAGS: talking to yourself
Rating: 4.7/5

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RexyD - June 27, 2011, 1:19 am
Both of those are OK - AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHO'S DOING THE TALKING!
the1stCOMMI3 - June 26, 2011, 3:50 pm
Internets
rudeboy308 - June 26, 2011, 3:41 pm
Dammit, how did you find out about me?!


I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.


TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

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HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.


DUMB DOG -


TAGS: flame yourself
Rating: 3.92/5

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agdaniele - March 26, 2010, 10:16 pm
5 I-don't-remember-eating-baby-carrots
Faceplant31 - March 26, 2010, 10:14 pm
Love it! 5L
Produceman117 - March 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
Excellence. 5L.
GreyScorpion - March 26, 2010, 8:21 pm
nuthin' but the dog in you..bow wow yo, yippee yo yippeee ya!! 5L
CANADA - March 26, 2010, 7:52 pm
5L


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: turkey hate self save rerun
Rating: 4.83/5

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honeyboobooforpresident - November 15, 2013, 6:27 pm
Meme:This website is proof how stupid Americans are "Dumbing Down of America" youtube.com
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:25 pm
I once tried turkey bacon. Big mistake. Basically unedible. Never again.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 11:02 am

love me some ham, spiral glazed honey ham.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 25, 2010, 10:59 am
Then have Ham.....Ohhhhhhh
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 10:56 am
Finally, something to thank protestants for.
rerun - November 25, 2010, 10:54 am

Happy thanksgiving to those who celebrate, and happy Thursday to those who don't


PRAISE -


TAGS: earth humanity arrogance selfish entropy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 2:46 pm
Amazing, this is flat out perfect.
Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:08 pm
Amen.


SELF SACRIFICE -


TAGS: junechallenge selfsacrifice wingman
Rating: 4.44/5

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Freezzy - June 8, 2010, 1:22 pm
All Hail The Wingmen!!


MISSING ELF - Santa we have a problem




ARROGANCE - A strange disease that makes everybody sick, except for the person actually afflicted with it.


TAGS: sheen funy self destruction
Rating: 3.45/5

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voodoo3535 - March 10, 2011, 12:30 am
WINNING! DUH.
CANADA - March 9, 2011, 6:40 pm
the MA-SHEEN is one of the few that enjoy there money. I bet I'd be balls deep in hookers and blow too if i made over a million bucks per episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2011, 10:20 pm
It's all in the tiger blood
- March 8, 2011, 9:51 pm
I agree with you tellit. I wonder what odds his life is getting in Vegas right now. (WTFO)
- March 8, 2011, 9:49 pm
I don't think it's possible to swell my head any more, rerun. It's the price you pay when you look this good. haha. (WTFO)
Claire - March 8, 2011, 9:19 pm
Nah, he's a winner. lol
tellitlikeitis - March 8, 2011, 7:55 pm
Poor Charlie... he's just spiraling down, further and further... I think we'll be reading his obituary soon.
rerun - March 8, 2011, 6:44 pm

don't tell him that...he will get a swelled head.
Reality Lord - March 8, 2011, 6:25 pm

dude...i wasn't around when you were here. this rocks.


SELF HARMING - You Never Did It Right




DETERMINATION -




OPINION OF YOU -


TAGS: improve yourself
Rating: 4.68/5

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opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:37 pm
Behold! the Pumpkin King!


FAT -


TAGS: don t lie to yourself
Rating: 4.55/5

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serenityfailed - September 8, 2011, 11:17 pm
Mr. Carlin, rest his soul, would probably appreciate you putting quotation marks around his quote. just saying. good poster though
Verdeckt - September 8, 2011, 3:05 am
No 5ense blubbering about it


FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF - Kill an abusive idiot a day.


TAGS: kill abusive idiot penguin self
Rating: 4.5/5

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suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:30 am
there's a penguin is the picture ? man !
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:56 am
the resemblance with a penguin is irrelevant...lol


THE HUNTER -


TAGS: eyes of the hunter makes neener poop himself
Rating: 4.35/5

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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l


ELF GIRL - Time to get back to the tree and make me some cookies!


TAGS: elf girl cookies now
Rating: 3.87/5

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agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 5:39 pm
I liiiiike this! Yessir!


FEELINGS -


TAGS: feelings post it notes to myself
Rating: 3.46/5

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Claire - September 7, 2009, 10:36 pm
Epic. Though, I believe you meant "through," and not "thru..." 5 lions :)
Khatmonsuk - February 21, 2009, 9:35 am
Great as always Ron.
Hector - February 20, 2009, 2:12 pm
The true meaning of the word demotivational.
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:11 pm
This motivates me


GO AHEAD PUNK -




Dear Walmart -


TAGS: walmart self checkout never again
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:00 am

Walmart - 5pm, prime shopping hours. 20 lanes that could be open, only 3 of which actually are. [email protected] line of impatient, irate people waiting to do (for free) what should be a job for one of the many unemployed local residents... f&%$ Walmart. [/rant]
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:27 am
5LOL
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:55 pm
One time, it took me 20 minutes to go through an "Express Checkout." Never. F'ucking. Again.


CONSCIENCE -


TAGS: scruples selfish humanity kindness
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:43 am
crap, this poster makes me feel guilty for not raking the yard yesterday...but hey, it's forecasted for 35 mph winds today...5L


THE PANIC ROOM -




PEEP SHOW - Done Phydeaux's Way Eventually the police are involved and it gets ugly. OK...uglier.


TAGS: expose yourself to your friends they might like it you may meet a new friend named bubba
Rating: 4.4/5

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phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 10:28 pm
yeah, I screwed that up...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
I know. I get it. I was just being stupid. You're thinking of "Goodbye Horses" though...
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 6:17 pm
wrong song repro man...think clerks 2...
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 6:02 pm
...couldn't drag me away
phydeaux - April 4, 2010, 5:20 pm
wiiiiiiild hooooorses.....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 1:00 pm
Why is it tucked, phy? Why?


YOU - Have the power to make a change Just stick a dime in a light socket




SCHIZOPHRENIA -


TAGS: argue debate shit oneself rerun
Rating: 4.2/5

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ICEMAN - January 16, 2011, 3:22 am
???


MASTURBATION -




SPILLING YOUR MOUTH -




MOS DEF.. INITELY -




SYMPATHY - You'll get none from me.


TAGS: ike radiant dawn path of radiance fire emblem super smash bros brawl taunt sympathy i fight for my friends prepare yourself aether
Rating: 2.59/5

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... - November 12, 2008, 2:27 pm
...Fluffy Poodles...you got 1 from me.


APPLES NEW PRODUCT -


TAGS: ikillmyself kill myself ipod
Rating: 2.36/5

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Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 10:27 pm
Scoff if you must, but the iNoose will be on the Christmas lists of emos everywhere. 5/5
Informator - September 16, 2009, 10:24 pm
sayonara zetsubou sensei :o i want that product...


EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner




VERACITY -


TAGS: truth lies sadness self destructive blues
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - April 12, 2015, 11:04 am
Made me look up "veracity"... Not even mad. Great composition.
mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:55 am
Excellent choice of photo! Truth well told! Going on the wall! 5L
Reality Lord - March 23, 2015, 6:33 am

WOW! i think you just raised the bar...a mile.
GaryO - March 22, 2015, 8:16 pm
Gonna hafta start callin' you Oldsob if you keep this up
lgvernon - March 22, 2015, 7:38 pm

Goajus!


PROCRASTINATION -


TAGS: that lawn ain t gonna mow itself iceman
Rating: 4.72/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 8:22 pm
I wanted to vote on that one yest5rday, but then, you know... :)


WHEN SECONDS COUNT... -


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
chills
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
Hense...
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!


FOOLS FOOL THEMSELVES -


TAGS: fool yourself calendar older worth
Rating: 4.6/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 3:24 pm
I have the weirdest boner... But now that I'm older I can't hit the orchid anymore.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:27 am
I wonder why I like this so. Maybe it’s the obvious words, or just maybe it’s the not so little things like making a coarse plaque from the bark of the tree to display the verbiage, or maybe it that %$#& huge a55 palate that you draw from…..


HELP -


TAGS: help yourself before asking others
Rating: 4.59/5

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Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 7:00 am
I endor5e this statement.


OF COURSE I'M PARANOID - everyone is out to get me


TAGS: self defeat
Rating: 4.28/5

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WAR HAS ITS UPS -


TAGS: war losing count taught myself
Rating: 4.26/5

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440wakeup - March 7, 2011, 10:05 am
Im watching the movie based on this right now Language of the enemy.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 12:30 am

go for it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:21 pm

dude...i can't surf by this poster without stopping here. very powerful. rerun....you should take what you wrote and motifake it...or i will....warned.
rerun - June 28, 2010, 7:54 pm

mauril, this place is mostly for laughs, however a great demotivational poster stands on its own merits regardless of humor content or serious content
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:31 pm
De-Motivational Posters, Dont Have To Be Funny.
mauril0p - June 28, 2010, 4:52 pm
What happened to the "Not funny enought" rejection for this poster... Too much.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 5:18 am
I feel nauseated.
Hawamleh - June 27, 2010, 9:28 am
What Hapened was that they where shot by israeli soldeirs .... not an explosion the father tried to creat a meatsheild but it didnt work..
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 12:01 am
It appears that a projectile of undetermined origin exploded near enough to this man and his son to not only create death and emotional pain, but a 4.22L poster.
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:59 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
TheBarnShark - June 26, 2010, 11:58 pm
I don't get it, what happened?
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:45 pm
Hate is the child of fear, and it attaches itself to everything... religion, race, color, lifestyle... if you remove one thing, fear-based people will always find another reason to hate and blame.
Cubbybear - June 26, 2010, 9:33 pm
Without hate they would be no war.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
We Should write a book.
rerun - June 26, 2010, 8:41 pm

I respect all faiths, even those that hate people of my faith. I just don't think hate is a worthy emotion. All faiths laugh, love and cry...all want the best for their family. Too bad we as a world society cannot love/hate based on the individual.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 2:08 pm
So True.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 12:22 pm
It's not so much a space issue as a faith issue.
Hawamleh - June 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
And For What, why cant ppl just understand that earth is big enough for all of us...
Reality Lord - June 26, 2010, 10:50 am

i remember seeing this on the news years back. still one of the most horrific things i could imagine. a father using his body as a meat shield in a futile attempt to save his son.
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:49 pm
They Treated Him Not As A casualty, but as an equal foe with respect, i was 11 yet for the first time walking next to that casket i wasn't scared...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 11:48 pm
i remember when this happened, i was 11 and me and my grandma where visiting palestine, i remeber caryying there caskets and marching we carried them as heros even though he shed tears, the israeli soldears usually stop these things, not this time........
hootizz - June 25, 2010, 11:42 pm
Man this one really hurt's..!!, I'm the Father of 2 fantastic boys and the terror in that little guys eyes is horrific..!! War is so sick, twisted and pointless.., and the waste of life is unbeleivable.., with a tear in my eye 5L's man.., 5L's...
Hawamleh - June 25, 2010, 10:11 pm
Thanks Rerun, and TTH its hard to find the perfect dose but ill try ;)
rerun - June 25, 2010, 10:05 pm

very nice
TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Almost too heavy, but very good.


I'M NOT FAT. - But I have been called big boned a few times.




NEXT TIME - Go fetch the bloody stick yourself, smartass.




SELF PORTRAITS -




WHAT WORKOUT DO YOU NEED? -




IRONY - Time to stock up, before the damn hoarders get it all.




BLUETOOTH -




SELF DEFENSE - You've come a long way, baby.




MEANWHILE -


TAGS: elf cookie production humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - December 26, 2013, 12:39 pm

Blind luck?
chickenlittle - December 26, 2013, 10:49 am
ohmygod that's funny, how did I miss this poster??


Collaboration -


TAGS: work halfway self righteous nowhere shack
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 17, 2013, 5:53 pm
Thanks everyone.
TheOne - June 16, 2013, 10:29 pm
Certainly a profound picture. 5L
Sho - June 16, 2013, 5:05 pm
Don't even have to check who made it. Already knew it was you. Like your style Space. 5&f
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 4:14 pm
Were, I wood shale, but it shood be quite apparent that I’ve over OD’d, and it's are gon
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 3:54 pm
Can I have some of what you're havin Gary?
GaryO - June 16, 2013, 3:20 pm
Yup, ‘tis a truth. Extremely were depicted, space.
Greeny - June 16, 2013, 2:36 pm
5 9-5's Space
Reality Lord - June 16, 2013, 1:38 pm

a5 u5ual....5tellar. love this...fav'd


JMPORTANT NOTICE -


TAGS: selfpity stops here humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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rerun - January 22, 2016, 8:18 pm

the number you have dialed...
lgvernon - August 19, 2013, 11:19 am

Damn it! Typo in the title AND left a word out of the text. See if I let the dog submit for me every again!
GaryO - August 19, 2013, 8:34 am
Hah! Knew this was yours! You really should check out 1-800-922-9222


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